Heroes

This is a video my siblings and I created a couple of years ago armed with nothing but a camera-phone. The result is what you get when you combine children+free time+technology.

woohoo

You can also find this on YouTube under my brother's account.

We definitly WILL make more home videos (in higher quality of course) pretty soon. Keep following this blog or subscribe to my YouTube channel @ JOshDidThis1's channel (although there are no videos yet) to catch our future projects.

The rise of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets

My brother and I have started a group of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets. We are growing so quickly, we now have a group on facebook! This is an elite group so you can join too! (Being a follower of this blog makes you an elite. rock on).


The purpose of this super-group is yet to be decided as its admins are too busy fighting about what it is we actually do (as some of you may already know).


Contrary to popular belief, this group is not connected to monkeys as we are specifically Monkeyjets. Monkeyjets have absolutely no relation to monkeys and we strongly oppose Darwin's Theory of evolution. Monkeyjets is a proper noun so it is always spelt with a capital M.


If you don't know what Monkeyjets are, you should probably Google it. You may not get any results because Google may not know what Monkyjets are either. You may, however, get links to someone whose username is monkeyjet. This person is monkeyjet and not a Monkeyjet (capital M) and has no relation to real Monkeyjets.


For more about the Highly Intelligently-Trained Monkeyjets, come back to this blog at a later time when we've compiled more information. Also, try one of our member's blogs @ doozo13.blogspot.com or join our facebook group.

What Happened to me at Midnight

I found this story i wrote when I was twelve. It's titled What Happened to me at Midnight.

It was midnight.The wind howled through the trees as the rain thundered at the house. I looked around. It was quiet. Too quiet. I took the earplugs out of my ears. Much better. There was a noise. It was just the rain and wind and tv and radio and my dog snoring. Oh wait, I don't have a dog. It was my parrot.
Someone knocked on the door. He was shouting. He banged the door. He rammed the door. He kicked the door. He shouted to open the door. "I think he wants to come in", I thought. I went to the door and and turned the handle. It didn't open. I shouted. I banged the door. I rammed the door. I kicked the door. I shouted to open the door. Wait a minute. I thought for awhile. I unlocked the door and opened it.
Who was that stranger there? It was the Pizza Man! I screamed. He was ten minutes late! He told me he waited ten minutes for me to open the door. I took the pizza and closed the door. Someone knocked on the door."Who is it this time?" I asked. It was the Pizza Man again. He asked me to pay him. I told him, "I'm not your boss. Get your boss to pay you at the end of the month."
I slammed the door and went to eat my pizza. It was wet so I sent it to the dry-cleaners. There was a banging on the door. I ignored it 'cos I thought it was the Pizza Man. The banging continued for an hour. I opened the door to see if it was the Pizza Man. It wasn't. I started to apologise but then I realized it was my tax collector. I stopped. I slammed the door and double-locked it.

Twelve years old and during science class.

Christmas Tree

I put up the lights on the Christmas tree just now. There was a broken bulb and it electrocuted me when I touched it (duh right?). So if you haven't put the lights up on your tree yet, remember to turn the switch off when you are hanging the lights (just in case).

My hand still hurts. Zzzap!

Counting in pairs

This is how I count in pairs:

two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate!....

wait, that's not right..

after eight it's ten, eleven, twelve - hang on..

no, its in pairs; so that would be twelve now; no, fourteen :
!!!!!!!
two, four, six, eight, who do we - !!!!

one-two-three-four-five-........

Wow look, a new post

Almost 9 months since my last post which I deleted anyway... My one fan has gone away.. He never actually existed. I made him up.
On the up side my sister is one of my followers now so I'm writing this in many colours for her.

TO THE TELEVISION!!