Change of blogs

Please note: I'm gonna create separate blogs for separate stuff so I don't get everything mixed up. From now on, anything to do with the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets will be posted @http://hitnm.blogspot.com/

THE BIRTH PF THE HIGLY INTELLIGENTLY-TRAINED NINJA MONKEYJETS

I can't believe it! I found the email that was the birth of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets complete with emoticons! First of all allow me to explain what this is. One day, my sister forgot to log out of her email. Needless to say, my little brother and I decided to have some fun. We sent this email to everybody in her address book. Note that this was YEARS ago and it was only sent to friends and not awkward people like relatives. (And yes I did spell receiving wrong in the original email). Note: I omitted her name in this blog post.

hello my name is and i have been hacked by a group of highly intelligently trained monkeys. i eat
banana. I drink milk but i am lactose intolerant. and for dessert, i eat glass. but enough of my
dieting habits,


Chain message mail thingy

send this message to 156 people within 3 seconds of recieving this or i will call you
weeny. If you comply, i will buy you a weeny dog.
do it or else (weeny)

the highly intelligent trained monkeys have spoken! all humanlings are to eat banana and glass

comprende?


we will be seeing you soon (we are invisible ninja monkeyjets too)
(look behind you. i am there)

i will disturb your thoughts. (BOO!)
and you will eat banana or pay --------------------------- for my next pizza

all hail hurts and is cold.



THE HIGHLY INTELLIGENTLY TRAINED NINJA MONKEYJETS HAVE SPOKEN




ps. please reply all for comments/replies/queries/bananas
pps. I, alessandra, was hacked..
ppps. reply all . OR ELSE!

Big not-surprise

wow. big surprise. It's been a month since the last post. (mock surprise). Even the Monkeyjets have been quiet since No Socks day. This is largely because of a feud between our administrators over Moustache-face Day (on Facebook). The feud started when one of our administrators refused to donate his hair to use as moustaches.but I'll save that story for another Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjet post.

The problem is I don't know what to blog about now...

The rise of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets

My brother and I have started a group of the Highly Intelligently-Trained Ninja Monkeyjets. We are growing so quickly, we now have a group on facebook! This is an elite group so you can join too! (Being a follower of this blog makes you an elite. rock on).


The purpose of this super-group is yet to be decided as its admins are too busy fighting about what it is we actually do (as some of you may already know).


Contrary to popular belief, this group is not connected to monkeys as we are specifically Monkeyjets. Monkeyjets have absolutely no relation to monkeys and we strongly oppose Darwin's Theory of evolution. Monkeyjets is a proper noun so it is always spelt with a capital M.


If you don't know what Monkeyjets are, you should probably Google it. You may not get any results because Google may not know what Monkyjets are either. You may, however, get links to someone whose username is monkeyjet. This person is monkeyjet and not a Monkeyjet (capital M) and has no relation to real Monkeyjets.


For more about the Highly Intelligently-Trained Monkeyjets, come back to this blog at a later time when we've compiled more information. Also, try one of our member's blogs @ doozo13.blogspot.com or join our facebook group.